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Nearby Blank’s catastrophic blunder, as fate would have it was the world’s most powerful necromancer.   Buffo Brackwater was busy teasing an actual fairy he’d captured in a jar. He shook it up letting the little creature bang against the walls of its prison many times before letting it recover for a moment. “You know what I want, you little bastard!” He threatened, one of his softball sized amphibious eyes pressed up to the glass jar for extra intimidation. The fairy within merely shook its tiny fist and cursed in some inscrutable language, nursing the bump on its head and stumbling to its feet. “I want t

“You had one job, boy.” Said the towering silhouette of Blank’s uncle Seamus made dark and featureless by the imposing rays of the sun behind him. “I know sir… but-“ Blank began. “One job! Your cousins, I trust with dozens of tasks a day!” he berated. “I trust them with money, I trust them with the farm, I trust them with our family’s livelihood, and as of yet they’ve not disappointed me once!” Seamus shouted, raining spittle down on Blank. “Sir I-” Blank attempted again. A meaty hand struck the back of his head. His palm was open which Blank was thankful for

In the beginning there was nothing, and it was pretty boring. Before there were stars in the skies, or the soil, or waves, the inky borders of the void stretched on forever in every direction. Then, sprouting forth seemingly from nowhere: came the Celestials or Gods as they’re better known. Beings of inconceivable power (as this was before they were nerfed in the great patch) they could do anything they set their minds to. Although countless celestials existed, this introduction focuses mainly on a particular trio. Aoel: the God of justice, Mnell: the god of nature, and Zefar: the God of knowledge. This trio has had a vast and resound